Victoria Pendleton

i've shagged three female pole vaulters in my time, and let me say that the combination of athleticism, core strength and a dash of sheer craziness makes for a heck of a time.

i've also met Dale's new missus, and she does actually exist. Shocking, I know.

I'd be put off if she was at the end of the bed chalking her hands ready for a run up!

Dales new missus... some check his bank account for the payments!