For Sale: Heads up: £5 gatoskins at Halfords

a) feasibly (I can't believe Platini missed that)

b) Conti-fucking-nental would have to pay me £5 per tpi to use these piece of shit tyres - they've about as much grip as your average bishop has on reality

• repped.
  
  

I have found its not just the road these tyres have trouble holding onto, they are quite akin to popping off the rim randomly.