Asparagus Piss

Oh my god, that is such a shit photo. The expression on the guy's face is really fucking scary, like some sort of sinister clown, and the woman, well, she's hot but she looks brain damaged, and what the hell is she looking at? Jesus man how could such crap models get paid work, and how could any photographer upload such completely unnatural-looking crap to a stock agency and expect it to sell? The sad thing is that some idiot mug probably has bought the rights and used it in a magazine!

I bought that shirt (in three different colours) after seeing that picture in the Littlewoods catalogue.