Spotted...

Also, some hipster cunt on a aqua/blue machine, clips and straps, little handbag, giving myself and other peds the OI! OI! as he ran the red at us while we crossed with a pretty little green man - I know coz I waited for it.
Fuck you buddy.. if I didn't have such a hangover I'd have stomped your fucking face into the Oxford St. pavement.

That was tynan.

I was on my way to copyright the name tynan™ for a forthcoming legal dispute.