this bike inspires me to sand the skin from my face and rub the flayed, raw wound in rock salt.
It's hard to see what you could find so offensive in such a simple bike. Nice and clean nothing to fancy or over the top. Yes the seats a bit chunky, it needs bar tape and should have a front brake with those clips but those are minor things non? Maybe a light sanding with some wet and dry but surely no rock salt? Something more akin to over vigorous exfoliation.
It's hard to see what you could find so offensive in such a simple bike. Nice and clean nothing to fancy or over the top. Yes the seats a bit chunky, it needs bar tape and should have a front brake with those clips but those are minor things non? Maybe a light sanding with some wet and dry but surely no rock salt? Something more akin to over vigorous exfoliation.