Don't forget clocks go back tonight

now, it's coming up to the longest day of the year and I can see something's not right.

remember when this time of year, it stayed light until 10:30-11pm, and got light at 0430-0500?

so the fucking calender we use must be out of sync, because it's dark at 9pm and gets light stupidly early like 0300!

for fuck's sake.

I get up for a piss in the middle of the night and it's broad daylight and the fucking cunting birds are chirping the dawn chorus!

little bastards.

fuck the farmers, i want to drink outside the pub and go home at last orders without needing lights on my bike, and I want to get up at 7 and not feel like it's lunchtime.

has anyone else noticed, or am I going fucking mad??

fuck farmers