Stolen: Mercier (black bike, wheel stolen today, london fields)

i should have stood next to them, pulled my trousers down and shouted rape... im sure they would have left the wheel then?

They've probably been in jail already, so all they'd experience is nostalgia. Anyway, isn't it the victim that is meant to shout "rape"?

Have you kids been watching too much MTV? This is London, my friends.

I know, but I've got quite a lot of nickels/dimes/quarters lying around from my last trip over the pond. With the credit crunch apocalypse, ammunition sounds like a savvy investment.