Hipster or not?

Do I got for respect or do I go hipster?
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Hipsters want other hipsters to respect them and normal people to envy them. "Real Riders" (we need a term for the alternative of Hipsters!) want other real riders to respect them and envy them.

1. "Normal" people don't give a fuck about self-obsessed twats.
   
2. "Real riders" don't want to inspire envy, they want to inspire joy.
   
3. Try inclusion instead of exclusion as a life-style, you'll live longer, happier, and have friends you can count on.
   
   

Do yourself a favour, try and understand that no bike (or 'thing') will ever make you (or anyone) cool, no matter what it looks like.