New fixie handlebar for fixed fixie riding

wondering what fixie for fixie riding?
worn out after looking at fixies and getting moist over shoddily powdercoated badly made components?
don't worry fixiebar is here, no more hack sawing.
Deda have decided to jump on the fixie fixie and make a fixie bar for fixie riders
http://www.dedaelementi.com/En/Products/Products_Detail.aspx?ProductIDMaster=648

Amen.

"fixie bike"

A straight bar for urban riders.

homophobists!

Mine has a bit of a kink in it, at the end.

"fixie bike"

yeah 'fixie bike'
(evidently it's street talk you get me blud)

"jump on the fixie fixie"

respect.

can one fixie on the fixie fixie?

that bar/those bars look like a sherbet flying saucer, in elevation.

can one fixie on the fixie fixie?

you can indeed fixie upon your fixie fixie, if it's fixie enough for you to fixie upon it

that is some hot fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie fixie slap

sorry, got stuck.

...straight to the top in the search engines...

...fixie.

to be fair to them they have provided instructions for those who find the use of handlebars challenging...

This thread is a nightmare! I cant stand the F'in word Fixie! Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie! AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the weight:

¨Weight: about 190 (or 186) grams¨

WTF?

I love the weight:

¨Weight: about 190 (or 186) grams¨

WTF?

Theres two sizes of handlebar.

Theres two sizes of handlebar.

Oh. Yeah. Right. Ummmm, just testing ya!

God I'm an eejit.

50cm wow

50cm wow

Yeah, they're a little wide ...

a loud pop was heard in south London, as Chris Crashes head exploded. This is the precise moment of the beginning of the fixed apocalypse.

I never have understood why people are so vehemently against the word 'fixie'. It really doesn't bother me. It's just a word.

I never have understood why people are so vermentely against the word 'fixie'. It really doesn't bother me. It's just a word.

ssshh!! they'll hear you! don't you know this is a serious issue?

50cm wow

Yeah, they're a little wide ...

it doesn't matter, they are for fixie fixieing on your fixied fixie !

I'm holding off until they bring the singlespeed bar out. i don't think this fixie fixed fixie fix up look sharp (props to Mr Dizzee Rascal for that line) fixie bar would work on a singlespeed.

no it'll be fine!

the fixie bar is zen-like, it makes you at one with the stem

fi xie - it's actually the Italian version of the word pronounced Fi-Zie. This is where the popular club song lyrics "Fi-Zie-cally fit, Fi-Zie-cally fit, Fi-Zie-cally Fi-Zie-cally Fi-Zie-cally fit" come from as one becomes fitter riding the more zen-like Fi Xie.

Slipping out of the pedals usually makes me at one with the stem.

If you put the fixie bar on a singlespeed, does that then make it a sixie?