Hipster or not?

Ouch repeat fail. He's going to rip you apart.

fixed gear camel

photochop standing by.......

and....

GO.

Can't be arsed. Those beers aren't going to drink themselves.

Can't be arsed. Those beers aren't going to drink themselves.

Those beers are'nt going to drink themselves.

Your silence is approval enough. Full use licence granted.

hipsters are easy to spot..

they are the ones with puke all over their cocks.

Your fly's undone...

Just get out and ride the fucker and don't be so bloody concerned about what it looks like - use any old part that fits and ride it till it breaks then worry about what to replace it with. A bike is not for wanking over, it can be aesthetically pleasing, but don't lose sleep over your coordination of NJS and vintage campagnolo (for example, I'm not suggesting you should mix drivetrains) unless you want to pose on it, which is a bit naff.

+1

FAZERED
'Those beers are'nt going to drink themselves.

Your silence is approval enough. Full use licence granted.'

shite grammer, aren't.......you have taken the o out to replace with 'apostrpfie' sic. ironic
PLATINI WAS RIGHT

FAZERED
'Those beers are'nt going to drink themselves.

Your silence is approval enough. Full use licence granted.'

shite grammer, aren't.......you have taken the o out to replace with 'apostrpfie' sic. ironic
PLATINI WAS RIGHT

Huh?

Your fly's undone...

that's ok, I haven't put the trousers on yet.

Wh'oosh?

Yeah that's the sound I heard. Came from above me.

Ok I didn't type (sic) but the bold type and context were surely enough? That's the only way I can read that and make sense of his comment. Otherwise Whooo'oooosh (sic).

Your fly's undone...

Sorry Crispin, but it should be: "Your flies are undone."
@fazered: you're a disgrace to your English teacher. I demand that you raise this issue with him/her on Monday...

Sorry Crispin, but it should be: "Your flies are undone."
@fazered: you're a disgrace to your English teacher. I demand that you raise this issue with him/her on Monday...

Just heard the entire English department at my old school did a mass suicide. I feel suitably ashamed. I used language as my plaything, treating it with contempt. I know now that bad grammar for comedic effect is still bad grammar.

I'm going to go straight from now on.

fuck this hipster shit, just cycle ur bike and stop thinking about where youll fit in. I cycle my "fixed gear" bike because i like cycling it, no other reason

I'm going to go straight from now on.

Well that's a fucking relief anyway.

This thread is so ironic its unironic

I love the way when I clicked on the 'Posts' links to see the most recently updated posts, 'White Powder Coating' was displayed right above 'Hipster or Not?'

Should I start the thread "How do I powdercoat a hipster"?

I think that one's self-explanatory

This bike does inspire me but I think I want it to stand out more....

this bike inspires me to sand the skin from my face and rub the flayed, raw wound in rock salt.

The bike makes you want to exfoliate to the point of having 'younger looking skin', because it fills you with a winsome yearning for the halcyon days of your misspent youth?

It's not that nice.

this bike inspires me to sand the skin from my face and rub the flayed, raw wound in rock salt.

It's not that bad.
pj, how's it going out west?

Hey PJ

If that was your first post for a while, it was a banger.

Back like you mean it!

@ fazered

stop being such a try-hard and do what you want.

Do I got for respect or do I go hipster?
...
Hipsters want other hipsters to respect them and normal people to envy them. "Real Riders" (we need a term for the alternative of Hipsters!) want other real riders to respect them and envy them.

1. "Normal" people don't give a fuck about self-obsessed twats.
   
2. "Real riders" don't want to inspire envy, they want to inspire joy.
   
3. Try inclusion instead of exclusion as a life-style, you'll live longer, happier, and have friends you can count on.
   
   

Do yourself a favour, try and understand that no bike (or 'thing') will ever make you (or anyone) cool, no matter what it looks like.

But he doesn't know what he wants. That's where we come in, apparently.
Remember, adolescence can be a troubling time; hormones fizzing as one struggles to find one's direction in life...