Hipster or not?

You could try machining your own "seat pole", and making some handleholds, and then progress to fabricating the whole framecollection - maybe an ovalised downcylinder, a forward sloping topbar, and an overbuilt bottom compartment.

Damn it.

Bookmarked for future reference: [ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seatpost[/ame]