Removing MBT front breaks....

There should only be one bolt on the front of each leg. WD40 and lever them of gently with a flat bladed screw driver.
Or you could twat it with a hammer if all else fails.

I think a picture would probably help- normally one undoes the main alan bolts that hold them to the frame/fork and they come straight off, or so I believe.

Nice one Andy! Might have to use the fucking Hammer!!!!!!

I don't have the lube required.