I just got punched by a Jay-walker in a suit

Talking of which, you still having your gathering for the Calzaghe fight?

Yes I am, sorting it out on payday and then it's on like Tron.

I'll rally the troops closer to the time

WAC! U shud have stopped and given him a damn good thrashing!

yes, made an example out of him, given him the kicking of his life.

in front of bystanders, CCTV and such.

Oh..shit, that's what i hate about justice. it just isn't fair.

I have to be careful now, for those reasons (like the guy on here who got a section 5 for swearing at someone he hit when they walked out) I can't risk my CRB, insurance, good name etc..

a few years ago, before all these cameras and rent-a-cops, I regularly entered into the realms of cafeteria justice, many a knuckle sandwich was served out to starving ignorami, hungry for the blunt and painful dinner of violence.

"cafeteria justice" ha, can't rep you dude but would.

CC is alright so there is no big deal. i have been with him twice when i have seen complete strangers wanted to twat him. he has a certain unfortunate 'appeal'.

You should have just shouted out "Wow you hit like a pussy". Which I assume he did, or a running punch would have knocked you off your bike.

I've only responded to road rage of any kind once and that was because a car chased me and cut me off forcing me to stop. I asked the guy to get out of his motor and as he did I took my t shirt off and put in my gum shield (yes I actually have it in the side pocket of my bag at all times - just so I dont forget it going training) he got half way around the bonnet before turning around and driving off. It was comical and fun.

And when I say a car chased me, I mean a driver chased me in his car.

As for high 5s I only did this once to snatch a dudes mobile phone which worked out well.

Peace

I regularly entered into the realms of cafeteria justice, many a knuckle sandwich was served out to starving ignorami, hungry for the blunt and painful dinner of violence.

Haha!

"cafeteria justice" ha, can't rep you dude but would.

CC is alright so there is no big deal. i have been with him twice when i have seen complete strangers wanted to twat him. he has a certain unfortunate 'appeal'.

what was the seccond time?

Yes I am, sorting it out on payday and then it's on like Tron.

I'll rally the troops closer to the time

i would like to announce my intention to attend said event.

to be fair, 99.9% when asked first, declined.

if you are calm and measured, people seem to realize even if they beat you, it's going to hurt first.

taking off the coat, rolling the sleeves up, adopting a muay thai stance etc. all helps

what was the seccond time?

first time: when you, shins and I were spinning to south polo in vauxhall - you managed to upset a couple of badboys

second time: last track day. you were perhaps blissfully unaware during your pro-america rant but you were once again upsetting one of the natives.

first time: when you, shins and I were spinning to south polo in vauxhall - you managed to upset a couple of badboys

second time: last track day. you were perhaps blissfully unaware during your pro-america rant but you were once again upsetting one of the natives.

i'll give you no.2 as i don't remember most of that night, and am, and would like to remain blissfully unaware of what i did before vomiting off the roof.

But No. 1 was more of a want to stab, then want to punch, thing.

repped chris - you are right it was more of an urge to stabby stab - still haven't seen you ride as fast!

its all about motivation

Perhaps he just does'nt like loud Americans rolling like
they own the road................M

to be fair, 99.9% when asked first, declined.

if you are calm and measured, people seem to realize even if they beat you, it's going to hurt first.

taking off the coat, rolling the sleeves up, adopting a muay thai stance etc. all helps

agree. come across like you are distracted with thoughts of really fucking them up.. for fun.. really stare into their eyes and deliver measured scentences like you are ordering a grilled cheese and onion sandwich with a splash of brown sauce.. on the side so you can dip it as apposed to all over, cause thats cuntish.

Then they realise they have lost control, you can see it in their face. you keep staring they start to appoliges. its when they wake that morning and you are still there staring into them they really get the message.. fuckers.

If you want further tips on this children watch Paddy Cs performance in Dead Mans Shoes.. fucking great!

Don't know this Thai Stance you are on about? it's not that one where you tuck your veg between your legs, start rubbing your nipples and flutter your eyelids is it?

Don't know this Thai Stance you are on about? it's not that one where you tuck your veg between your legs, start rubbing your nipples and flutter your eyelids is it?

it's more of a boxing attitude, although that one sounds like it would work a treat. especially if you look like ray

bring your polo stick on the way through the city. club some people who try a similar thing.

I think RPM was thinking of Bruce Lee, rather than Lolita Thai lady boy action, but then again.....

Chris, you did right, violence only begets violence; better to blow off steam amongst your compatriots now having walked away from the situation, and inwardly laugh at the sad, unfulfilled tosser.

You've really got it in for Evertonians haven't you?!

Sorry, I read the thread title as 'shell suit'.
Humble apologies...

If you want further tips on this children watch Paddy Cs performance in Dead Mans Shoes.. fucking great!

Lol I was going to say just that 'You ya Cunt!' Classic

You should have phoned the cops and - if he tried to leave the scene - make a citizens' arrest.

I asked the guy to get out of his motor and as he did I took my t shirt off and put in my gum shield (yes I actually have it in the side pocket of my bag at all times - just so I dont forget it going training) he got half way around the bonnet before turning around and driving off. It was comical and fun.

Thats brilliant! Im going to start carrying a gum shield in my pocket the psychological weight alone has to save your skin ..Imagine going to have a go at a guy and he stops to put in a gum shield, the first thing through your mind has to be "...oh shit ive fucked up here.." lol he must have thought you just roamed the streets looking to sharpen up your street fighting skills :D

^ Yeah, but he's in Dublin, where it's standard practice...

you should have phoned the cops and - if he tried to leave the scene - make a citizens' arrest.

lol.

One of my favourite pass-times whilst riding is giving bus-hailers high fives.. On the rare occasion that the timing works out it's pretty awesome..

Never had anyone get angry at me for doing it though

Did one the other day to a bloke hailing a cab. With hindsight I was going a bit too fast, as I ended up really smacking his wrist/hand. Sorry fella!

Sorry, I read the thread title as 'shell suit'.
Humble apologies...

You come from fucking Rochdale/Oldham how the fuck can you take the piss out of anyone let alone Scousers?!