Fixed riders in Uxbridge? Hello out there?!

It was quite funny.. because I was sober for a change and since it was Mal's friend's birthday I had actually made an effort with my club look.. wearing my least skanky stuff. Bam "he's not coming in with trainers". "You what? I'm here to dance cunt. What sort of fucked up nightclub is this?"

I caught the bus home alone and had a great time getting drunk by myself and probably posting here waiting for Mal to get home. hahaha

I'm in Ealing so you've probably had me swear at you at some point on one of your rides into town already. Why aren't you at West Drinks?

I went to Wests last week, I'm gonna try and make it this week too. If you see a mad Cyclist whistling and telling cars to fuck off really loudly through Ealing that's me.