How do I HTFU?!

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to harden the fuck up you have to learn how to change a tyre blindfolded, masturbate onto a clutch of blonde women and swill bourbon at the same time, whilst brushing your teeth with a dry wire brush (obviously) with a rucksack full of rocks and a kilo of scorpions down your pants. it's the only way.

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You wear pants??! HTFU!

I Staple them on. No fucking messing