Fixed riders in Uxbridge? Hello out there?!

Hey Hippy! We have yet to meet. Soon I hope at drinks or polo. Wow really? Turned down in Uxbridge for inappropriate clothing? Fuck me! Maybe they turned you down because you had too many teeth? I think there is a maximum allowance of 6 teeth per gob to get in to a club here.

It was quite funny.. because I was sober for a change and since it was Mal's friend's birthday I had actually made an effort with my club look.. wearing my least skanky stuff. Bam "he's not coming in with trainers". "You what? I'm here to dance cunt. What sort of fucked up nightclub is this?"

I caught the bus home alone and had a great time getting drunk by myself and probably posting here waiting for Mal to get home. hahaha

I'm in Ealing so you've probably had me swear at you at some point on one of your rides into town already. Why aren't you at West Drinks?