How do I HTFU?!

I used to use tyre levers to get tyres back on, but stripped a couple of tyre beads from being too rough (from one extreme to another)... when I did that I was doing what eyebrows does (albeit only one day a week, as I was a student) and I was a non-smoker (I now smoke a bit...)

Come round my house, I'll stand behind you, place my hands on yours and I'll roll my hands over yours until we slip the rubber on the rim.

So long as you are gentle and there's no pinching...

I think my nipples might need working on as well, I'm pretty sure they were poking out when I tried it last time.

|³|MA3K, I already drink loads of milk, but the palm thing might be helpful...