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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2292143.stm

Penis size 'not linked to feet'

The myth failed the science test
Men with big feet do not necessarily have a large manhood, a study suggests.
Researchers at University College London say there is no evidence linking a man's shoe size to the length of his penis.

After measuring the vital parts of more than 100 men, they concluded that the theory has no scientific basis.