Parcel Force are c**ts

It's well known that anyone who delivers anything for a living is a cunt and, in many cases, infact in the majority of cases, a Muslim terrorist-paedophile. And you know why: they're fucking common as muck. State educated. Never even seen a grouse let alone shot one. The speakers they own are cheap. And the shit they get payed to fuck up is more than they deserve cos all they do is spend it on non-Belgian lager and fags (or Milborough Lite's as they call them).

Been on the Friday after works drinks early?