Spotted...

this morning I saw more noddys and muppets than I ever want to see again.
the standard of riding at rush hour is nothing short of abysmal, no wonder cyclists are hated.

I had words with many of them, but the cock-of-the-day award goes to mr hipster fixie, who ploughed through a throng of peds crossing at the lights outside stockwell tube. You had none of the skill or observation of the riders in a Lucas Brunel video, it wasn't a race and you didn't have an important package to deliver (not even yourself by the looks of it) it was me who shouted "stop you fucking wanker" and if I see you riding like that again I'll punch your fucking lights out and you'll know what it's like to be hit with something heavy.

Learn to ride before you get the bike, the bag and the attitude, you selfish, ignorant cretin.

:D excellent prose, I facking laughed. :D