Teaching someone to ride a bike

Punish mistakes, and punish them with a hunger you can't find in the rest of your life.

Fact: Pianists who are beaten learn almost 3 times as fast as the non-beaten, this is why most reputable piano teachers use tazers.

If only I'd read tynan about 7 years ago. He'd definitely have been a candidate for William's (un)godfather.
Whenever I suggest to his (Will's not tynan's) mother that he needs a beating she either scowls at me or thinks that I'm joking.