What colour to paint a bike?

1) Grue and Bleen
2) Hooloovoo
3) Octarine
4) Squant
5) Jale and Ulfire
6) Infra-black
7) Blello
8) Violent
9) International Yves Klein Poo (brown)
10) Ultra-Violent (sparkle natch)
11) Middle Class Green (you know, like every front door in Balham)
12) Working class red.
13) Royal Blue
14) Soylent green
15) Camberwick green
16) Black (like my cold dead heart)
17) polkadot marching band yellow
18) barbie princess pink
19) windows logo (orange greeen blue yellow check)
20) grumble (pale green / tan)
21) Light grumble
22) Gay
23) Pale Gay