Fabric Hoarse Safety Warning

My Seagull Black bag has a holder a la Fabric Horse on the shoulder strap. Can fit a mini NY fageddablahblah in it as well as Evo.

Is that a public school thing?

isn't it a fagging thing? fabric horse is when a 4th former with a pert bottom is wrapped in a duvet so he can't escape then the lower 6th take their pleasure until he bleeds?

hows the therapy going?

(unless you've got a nice courier bag, which I have not).

:) Well get yourself round my gaff to pick colours then!

I am keeping it in the bag now. I think you are less likely to land on that if you do crash.
Your kidney is lower than you think (or many my trousers are higher than I think hmmmmm)

the doctor called you a retard??
haha.

sorry man, didn't mean to poke fun at your injuries, i just thought a doctor calling you a retard was quite funny. heel up quick mate.

Yeah I thought that was funny too. I wish they did more of that e.g. 'you're in danger of becoming diabetic' should be 'stop eating so much and start taking some exercise, you lazy fat fuck'.

Hehehe I know it is wrong but retard is one of my favorite words. I use it far too much.
Must be because I am autistic.

retard

retrad

drater

in my school we call them "challenging"

only because they had a better grasp of the english language than you :P

QUE???

I used to skate in studded belts to similar effect. Falling into the transition of a concrete mini ramp onto your belt would leave something clicking at the top of my leg for days and a totally enviable gangster ghetto limp.

@rik, hehe

ive done this also, had a swallon hip for about a week which freaked me out becuase ive broken my pelvis in the past and i didnt walk for six months. i also developed a painkiller addiction during this time, so all round its somthing id like to avoid.

fabric hoarse, wha?

Its why chain wallets are a bad idea, unless you like chain link scaring