Getting Married

But was it all really worth it? After teaching at that college for the last 37 years, she's now been fired!
These teacher/student infatuations always result in heartache....sure you'll have a few happy years together....but then one day you'll meet some girl your own age down the roller disco....and you'll have to go home and tell Mrs Dawkins that it's over....leaving her not only alone, but also without her teaching pension to fall back on.

Think of her career son....her career!

...She's a student... Nice tangent though ;)