Things to do with those bike bits out back...

Posted on Tue 14th, October 2008

• #1

eggpie

I give you the amazing, inimitable, Mark Growden:

http://laughingsquid.com/mark-growden-plays-the-handlebars/
• #2

Guerillaphoto
• #3

eggpie

What, you think I actually read anything anyone else posts? I thought the forum was for gays?

Mark rocks. I miss that boy. Watch his stuff. Give him money.
• #4

Legion

Scottish wankers...

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
• #5

Legion

a northern thing?
• #6

M_V

Aye we're all at it. and when we're no shaggin our bikes we're chasing the haggis round the hills wearing owt but our kilt n a smile.
• #7

Sano

I knew it!

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