I want...

a BMC track machine in 53cm.

... to know who rides in boxers... I nearly pulled a 'nad out at the socket earlier, wasn't planning on riding today (not my idea) so I stuck the HHBS on... Jeeeez! Still hurts.... I normally ride in these...

Sorry about the poor quality pic, m'lady's camera ain't really up to it...
And sorry, Fred... ;p

...to know why teenslain has a massive vein down the middle of his cock.

Inverse shim, got it off Tynan... Haven't looked back... Maybe I should go to bed...

...to know why teenslain has a massive vein down the middle of his cock.

that is his cock, rest is socks

Yeah, big woolly ones... Sorry ladies...

fred: Everybody want's a BMC Track Machine.. I want it in 56cm though...

fred: Everybody want's a BMC Track Machine.. I want it in 56cm though...

Too trivial for a licensed operator...

jockey's, fnck boxers.

if you turn up at the drome rockin a BMC then you better be good.
that's like wearing a polka dot jersey and mincing up hills. everyone wants to beat you.

i'd ride it from the foundry to brick lane bagels.

As long as you don't do this to it...

If you turn up to the track with that the least of your worries is getting beaten!

Correction, you probably will be beaten!

i'd ride it from the foundry to brick lane bagels.

don't forget to factor in the cost of a couple of heavy duty security geezers