To beard or not to beard

One of John Peel's most familiar stories was of when he shaved his beard and the face staring back at him was a "cross between my mother and Mussolini".

Following your recent, 'famous people who have told me off' list; I give you: 'Posthumously near-canonised lazy DJs who were in fact well pervy and tried to fuck my 19-year-old girlfriend when I was in my first year at Uni.'
1) John Peel.

Actually, fair play to him, at least he hadn't given up on life...

EDIT: He has now... ;-D