To beard or not to beard

I looked like a mentally ill tramp when I grew one. Great big grey patches on either side of my chin that, from a distance, looked like holes in the beard. Got a picture of me and my teenage nephew when I had a beard and frankly it's like something off Crimewatch. Never again.

Grey not yet a problem, ginger is. Hair is a very dark brown, eyes hazel, but a distinct coppery hue to the beard. Riddle me that one batman

Anyway, just get yourself some

and join the ranks