Nursery for New Members

I rest my case. Perhaps you are a fellow e collector.

You can shove your case up your fucking arse as far as I'm concerned.
No offence...

No offense taken. However, surely you can appreciate the predicament I find myself in. As the uninitiated, I do not understand such acronyms as OTP and would therefore not have the knowledge to look at this thread. As I'm under the assumption that this site is part community, part a means to garner knowledge, I would assume you would be slightly more sympathetic to a bloke wet behind the ears on such matters.

Offence? I'm not on your fence.

The offence was a childish jab and I apologise.

I've just been away having my dinner- or tea as we illiterates call it - and what fun I missed. Platini you made me startle the cat with laughter.

Well, thank you gentlemen for your warm greeting to Fgss. I will be sure to recommend you to many and will no doubt be checking in from time to time with some frivolous "newbie" questions that are menial to the upper echelons of the "scene".

Thank you and good night.

you reckon he does that quotation thing in the air with his fingers when he says "newbie" and "scene"?

Hello Fred. I wasn't aware I had to sustain an attack for a certain length of time until retaliation.

Not very "real" is it?

maybe the "whatever" sign

All the time when I go to Boujis on a Saturday for a snakebite. Howd'ya know?

andy, the deal is this: don't take a little kidding around personally, and get in to an argument over nothing. it's kinda like real life.

try herbal tea.

and don't pout and stamp at the same time, it's not becoming of a lady.

Fred, I'm not arguing. This kinda conversation seems de rigeurre (sp?)

I quite like herbal tea.

I thought you'd gone to bed-e?

And-e (somehow I doubt you've ever necked one), for an illustrative lesson on how to win friends and influence people here, I suggest you check out the 'politically incorrect clothing' thread from yesterday.
Truth is: here - as in life - you tend to get what you give.
(New Radicals now on internal jukebox).

Not sleep-e.

"like" "totally" "real"

lighten up mr mountain range, you're not at the debating society now…

Search forum for OTP, search ebay for Track bike, Track frame, Fixed Wheel, Fixed gear - if ya find something you like the look of, post it up and you'll get some informed answers back [ohhh and be told you're a cunt and that you should HTFU like]

try having a wank-e with your hand-e And-e

Wow big daddy, you're masterful.

But I'm a woman Will?!

Not very "real" is it?

No, it's a dream...

er... can I wade in and go pig-dog crazy by saying "the last page or so of this thread is daft".

sometimes it's a bit surreal around here these days.. wells up

rhubarb airplanes

don't you mean a lad-e?

cool. you've joined the forum, you've had the piss taken out of you, you've realised it's all in good humor, and we can move on. welcome to the forum.

BTW, no-one here thinks they're better than anyone else, so to accuse anyone of elitism will piss them off!