Could be me, but no, I don't think you have got this straight.
Could it be that the driver is a doughnut and the witness is lying in the road? If the witness is lying perjury could be involved.
@cliveo started
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Could it be that the driver is a doughnut and the witness is lying in the road? If the witness is lying perjury could be involved.