Wanted: Mechanic/apprentice frame builder Paris shop

stop it! :(
I've only been in London 2 years...there's so much more to do here.I owe way too much money to people just to run off to Paris and i have great friends here.

not to mention my hatred of Paris and the French in general.
so, this is one of those opportunities. it's good to learn another language and you may find a fit french chic, have babies and live happily ever after. it's not as if you'll pay the money back in the next year anyway.