I confess...

I was driving my car the other day, and was jealous of all the cyclists going past me in the traffic! :(

RPM, we're waiting...

Ha ha, that's the only reason I checked this thread - to see if it had been added yet...

That and a terrible secret I was about to reveal but at the last minute decided to shrug it off.

^ Don't worry, everyone pisses in the sink

I stood on the side of the motorway this morning for an hour and a half in the pouring rain because I forgot to put petrol in my car.

Another beast of a hill.

Confession update - I can now make it up the top of Forest Hill road! It's still very tough though, but I don't have to suffer the indignity of walking it anymore!

I just changed my 48 to a 42. Spin to win is right.

1. My bike is currently covered in stickers to hide the fact it is OTP - although this is changing soon.
   
2. I threw cider at the Wurzels at a barn dance
   
3. I can't trackstand
   
4. Despite the fact i only rock 42/16, I still can't skid.
   

I hate my bike, so very much...
Looks nice tho

I don't have a bike. I just come here cos I've got no friends.

i have a soft spot for uncle corny.

In the past 2 days I have twice asked people to watch where they're going (very nicely), the same instant as realising that I am the one who is riding a brakeless bike in the rain with loose grip tape, forks held on by a beer can, rear spokes so loose that I think they rattle when I skid, through a red light on the wrong side of the road.

I think I should stop using this junction... Needless to say both times I felt like a right twat, doubly so the second time.

Also, today I ran over the foot of a business man slightly on purpose on a zebra crossing (i was mounting the pavement slowly) sort of just to see what would happen. He said ow and looked a bit upset, I said sorry (but I wasn't!!!)

I have an unhealthy obsession with handguns.

building my own wheels confuses the shit out of me, i really dont understand how to tension all the spokes correctly.

thats twisting your melon man

It took me 2 weeks to understand all the stuff about chainline. Doh!

I cleaned my bike tonight*.

*Not a yoofamissum

Really - ALL of them?!

Don't be mental!! Do I LOOK sober to you?!

In the past 2 days I have twice asked people to watch where they're going (very nicely), the same instant as realising that I am the one who is riding a brakeless bike in the rain with loose grip tape, forks held on by a beer can, rear spokes so loose that I think they rattle when I skid, through a red light on the wrong side of the road.

I think I should stop using this junction... Needless to say both times I felt like a right twat, doubly so the second time.

Also, today I ran over the foot of a business man slightly on purpose on a zebra crossing (i was mounting the pavement slowly) sort of just to see what would happen. He said ow and looked a bit upset, I said sorry (but I wasn't!!!)

you can be really spiteful sometimes asm.

I like that.

I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't ride brakeless, but I swapped bars the other day and happened to forget to change the brake lever over.

And I only want to ride brakeless cause it looks tough as shit.

That's nice dear. Now off to bed. It's late and we wouldn't want to fall asleep at school now would we?

That's nice dear. Now off to bed. It's late and we wouldn't want to fall asleep at school now would we?

It's 10.28am.

No it's not.

No it's not.

Actually you're right, it's now 10.51am...

In South Australia where I am posting from.