Denim stains on white saddle, saddle discolouration, dirty bums

... i ws getting sick of the blue from my jeans soiling my white leather saddle so i gave it a mega clean and wrapped it in cling film to protect it when riding!!!

lol, i think i know the answer...

who cares

Not a freak.. try again.. there's loads better words to describe that kind of behaviour..

haha i know i know, just thought confessing would make me feel less of a clingfilm/bike perv

get some white jeans.

what on earth are you doing? are you trying to be annoying?

There will be no vinegar for your chips.. kindly take your money elsewhere.

get some white jeans.

..."it was acceptable in the 80's"

what on earth are you doing? are you trying to be annoying?

lol .. too soon?

..."it was acceptable in the 80's"

so was being touched up by a priest.

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so was being touched up by a priest.

christ how did u know, i thought i'd bought all the daily mails last week

Dvdh14...

Maybe the "I confess" thread mightve been an ideal place for such an anecdote.

Dvdh14...

Maybe the "I confess" thread mightve been an ideal place for such an anecdote.

dangerous bum bag - ure prob right oversight on my part

fighting the urge to call you something insulting, seriously though google and the search function on this forum would save you a lot of time.

fighting the urge to call you something insulting, seriously though google and the search function on this forum would save you a lot of time.

another lesson duely learned appreciate ure new found restraint waitrose eddy

Waitrose have Tripel Karmeliet for £1.79ea. I fucking love them. I might yet have their babies.

another lesson duely learned appreciate ure new found restraint waitrose eddy

seriously though if you're not a troll you seem to be doing your best to come across as a retard

seriously though if you're not a troll you seem to be doing your best to come across as a retard

fair enough aint a 'troll' as i keep saying not well versed in the acceptable boundaries of this place
gathered it was give as good as u get so was attempting to keep things light hearted by restructuring ure name in a banterous way, just as u did to mine

forum police alert jeez

mate,

freak,

end of.

mate,

freak,

end of.

i like it definitive and probably correct either that and i have ocd an no-ones told me

I don't think you have 'ocd', I think you may have ADHD.

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

I don't think you have 'ocd', I think you may have ADHD.

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

I dont I am actually diagnosed with severe ADHD and I just think this guy is an idiot.

what's with making up spasticated versions of peoples name.

Dangerous Bum Bag
Waitrose Eddy

fuck, get a life.