Contending traffic lights

Dont make this serious please.
EDIT - Based on the information in this thread, we really can perform cyclocross training at traffic lights as long as we either shoulder the bike, or do that thing where you lean it so the wheels are away from you and keep running. I am too scared to try a running mount.. maybe on a sofa-saddle bike with proper knicks on..

don't give me that Prav, i have some some of the crazy dismount stylings you have pulled off on your polo bike.. Off The Wall!