How am I even alive?

Did you read that in the daily fail? or is it just a sweeping generalisation for the fun of it?

I go to France every years, driving especially (cheapest holiday), the driving in rural france leave little to desire really, the roundabout part especially is the most fun, (may experience is limited to the Bordeaux and Languedoc area admittedly).

I must point out again that I'm talking about the driving part, not cycling, I add it to the list in my original post because I wasn't thinking clearly and it's a bit too late to edit it out without being accused of 'covering my track'.