Going out... what do you do other than riding?

I used to do things like this then I somehow ended up in london and got lazy and now just ride a bike through london traffic with no brakes.

Seems all some people do these days is shopping, eating, cinema or pub. What happened to the good old days when everyone used to go on crazy adventures in the jungle, climb up mountains and trees and shoot eachother with paintball guns, swim across rivers, kill and eat rabbits and fish, then camp in a cave with a fire in the back, sitting up til bedtime playing drums made from animal skins and flutes made out of bones? Or was that just in my dreams?

It's no joke, RPM does play an online cricket game.

Do you play together? what is your rating MrSmith?

I fence competitively, currently ranked no 30 in the UK

I'm Josef Fritzl. And Banksy.

I'm Banksy

who is Banksy???

Do you play together? what is your rating MrSmith?

haha!

I fence competitively, currently ranked no 30 in the UK

wow!

When I'm not meeting local singles in my area I give cheap but sound legal advice down the pub...

It's true, and I've never regretted sueing the Catholic church for negligence over the poor positioning of my stigmata.

I fence competitively, currently ranked no 30 in the UK

Wow. What category are you in? Not many people can do it with enough speed and skill to get the best results. I didn't even know people did it competetively. I'll have to call you up, our back one needs doing.

I go climbing at The Castle in Stoke Newington every week. If any one fancies trying it out then give me a buzz and I'll do a beginners session.

Do you play together? what is your rating MrSmith?

no, i have zero interest in online cricket games. my pastime of an evening is waiting for phone calls from cold callers trying to sell something/do market research then engaging them in conversation to make them hang up,.
this often involves asking them for their real name when they say:
"hello Mr Smith my name is George Green"
i say:Do you honestly expect me to believe that is your real name? i bet it's something like like Jamal or Ali? i'm interested in buying a new fitted kitchen but unless you tell me your real name i'm going to hang up and phone Nigel from speedy kitchens and spend 10k with them. now tell me your real name."

or if it's market research i ask them how much i'm going to get paid to give my valuable information. after all they are being paid to call me, my information is being sold to other people why am i not being paid?

I fence competitively, currently ranked no 30 in the UK

if it was the noble art art of dry stone walling not fencing i would be impressed
:-)

According to Wikepedia there are only 30 competitive fencers in the UK...
unimpressed

no, i have zero interest in online cricket games. my pastime of an evening is waiting for phone calls from cold callers trying to sell something/do market research then engaging them in conversation to make them hang up,.
this often involves asking them for their real name when they say:
"hello Mr Smith my name is George Green"
i say:Do you honestly expect me to believe that is your real name? i bet it's something like like Jamal or Ali? i'm interested in buying a new fitted kitchen but unless you tell me your real name i'm going to hang up and phone Nigel from speedy kitchens and spend 10k with them. now tell me your real name."

or if it's market research i ask them how much i'm going to get paid to give my valuable information. after all they are being paid to call me, my information is being sold to other people why am i not being paid?

I think you seriously should take an interest in online cricket games. RPM sounds much more rational than you.

According to Wikepedia there are only 30 competitive fencers in the UK...
unimpressed

made me laugh!

i'm sorry VeeVee but i can't take you seriously.

I go climbing at The Castle in Stoke Newington every week. If any one fancies trying it out then give me a buzz and I'll do a beginners session.

I would be well up for that. Been looking at the courses there but I never really like these courses. Can you hire equipment e.t.c What's the deal.

@veevee
^ 'Cos we're all constantly striving to achieve rationality, right, kids?

i'm sorry VeeVee but i can't take you seriously.

People end up regretting saying that.

all this talk of rationality has made me go and disorganise my LP collection from alphabetical to random.
that's the kind of crazy person i am.

@veevee
^ 'Cos we're all constantly striving to achieve rationality, right, kids?

I've noticed that you don't. Except when grammar is involved.

Well spotted. Have this:

I go climbing at The Castle in Stoke Newington every week. If any one fancies trying it out then give me a buzz and I'll do a beginners session.

Not familiar with that pub, is it on Church Street?

Messenjah, you sound like my type of guy (n/h) come and hang out with me and the boys/girls sometime

Interesting choice of jacket, NBC - Do they have nuclear, biological or chemical weapons in paintball? Hardcore!

I also play online and real cricket.

I'll go oil my bat in the corner....on my own.