'Lost' bike

If it makes you feel any better I have done the same, gone out with bike, massive booze up, started back home on my bike (Lamb's Conduit Street to Hampstead) next thing I am on the sofa at around 2am face streaming with blood down one side - bike gone, no clue as to where - anywhere at all - it might be.

Religious fanatics extracting revenge maybe? All factions joined together in order to tackle the Tynan, led by none other than that notorious Mother Theresa (picture of her kicking Tynan, whilst wearing Sidi's comes to mind).

Bike being held captive in a Mosque?

They'll probably send you a video with the bike tied to a chair, denouncing Tynan and all his beliefs.

Sad way to go :(