Mears wins!

Fuck Claire Balding,
Fuck Lance Armstrong,

Rikki the Fist wins the inaugural south drinks ride home race with a spectacular display of pace.

results:

1. Richie,
   2 MultiGrooves +4.00.53
   3 El Squire +4.30.37
   
2. ADoubleTap 5.33.30
   5 Hillblilly (Disappointingly) 5.45.39
   
   

This could possibly be a record that will never be beaten.

Joe (Teenslain)

Oh my God, I can't believe I was so fast.

Thanks for a great race, guys.

Richie.

A shameful third, I' not sure that's deserved! I must of beat you! Was at the lights waving you all off home.......... I know I only live 5mins from Souths, but wtf you antipodean.

I thought it was a Madison and just went for the sprint points...

and presenting Fuckshovel

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woo-fucking-hoo.

Sarky git!

stevo_com:

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Very nice! Give him some beard treatment and he'll be there!

Oh tihs burning beard, I have come undone...

You hipster Westie drinkers should listen to more Clutch...

I am drunk.

Its a follicle race between those who can actually grow a decent beard. beard fail for me

You may be drunk but I do hope you're not tarring me with the 'Westie' brush.

Ree cardo, oh -ooohhh
Ricardo, woah oh oh-oah.
your beard has given me wings
to fly up and beat adoubletap.

reeecardo, whoa oh...

I'm out of my depth.

surely this depends on how close you live to the pub?

and bringing gay hipster "races" to south beers...

I'm disgusted, quite frankly.