How am I even alive?

I'm not sure that careers counsellors are having that easy a time. What carreers can they recommend? There must be a limit to the number of people to whom they can suggest switching to being repo men. I also suspect that repo men may be busy but the money available from second hand repossessed goods is going to be marginal.

Luckily I am neither of those.

Eddie izzard;

back then when I was in school the career advisor told me "I advised you to get a career, what else can I do?"