Nicked - brake and brake lever off my bike

It's no yoke...

There's been some braze-on puns recently..

we need to put a stop to this

we need to put a stop to this

No need to Weinman

Huret for puns!

if youd been quicker out of the BLOCKS you may have caught the thieving had no father... tough BRAKE mate

What will it tektro stop you guys making bad puns?

Jesus - you guys have delta bad lot of puns out here...

Resubscribed eh?
You love it really.

What will it tektro stop you guys making bad puns?

skid me up scotty.

This thread's rubber'd me up the wrong way. I'd like the thieves to take a walk in the victim's shoes.

My sides are braking at this thread!

It's pure gold, everything, too many parts to put my finger on.

Bad luck anyway, i'm sure you're cableable of buying a new one though, just a shame a new caliper will brake the bank.

Jokes aside, I hope that you will be cable-ble of getting your bike fixed soon.

Giving the jokes a brake, I hope that you will be cable-ble of getting your bike fixed soon.

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Jesus... just logged on again (lfgss a banned site at work...) and seen your barrage of despicable puns. Animals, the lot of yer...

thought you'd re-surface

Keep it simplex please!