Another one bites the dust

I wanna invite this roadworker to polo.He sounds like the shizzle!

I have to say, with fear of being called a cunt and possibly threatened with violence (cheers Fasteddy), as someone who doesn't play polo, although I do quite fancy it; there does seem to be a little 'polo is hard as fook' vibe - Now I realise this is perception and not reality - just pointing out how it might come across - I refer, principally, to Gabe's post - and I actually have a matching bruise on my instep from playing cricket.

This thread's taken a needlessly evil turn since I last checked in. LTFU people!

I have to say, with fear of being called a cunt and possibly threatened with violence (cheers Fasteddy), as someone who doesn't play polo, although I do quite fancy it; there does seem to be a little 'polo is hard as fook' vibe - Now I realise this is perception and not reality - just pointing out how it might come across - I refer, principally, to Gabe's post - and I actually have a matching bruise on my instep from playing cricket.

Cunt. ;)

And I'm smooth as silk round Parliament Sq. Bitch.

Polo can be a bit rough and it's definitely a contact sport but bar the odd scrape and bruise there aren't that many injuries. I'd recommend a course of beer and a game to rectify your concern.

You wobble like a fat lady's bottom. Tart.

Polo can be a bit rough and it's definitely a contact sport but bar the odd scrape and bruise there aren't that many injuries. I'd recommend a course of beer and a game to rectify your concern.

I'm never one to turn down the instructions of a respectable accountant (oxymoron?)! I'm there, well maybe in a few weeks anyway.

Come down next sunday (It's the tournament this sunday). We always encourage new players and you can usually always borrow a bike if you're worried about trashing yours.

You wobble like a fat lady's bottom. Tart.

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth. That's what you have.

Come down next sunday (It's the tournament this sunday). We always encourage new players and you can usually always borrow a bike if you're worried about trashing yours.

Can't do this weekend as I'm oop north but will try to get down soon - and there is no fear of me trashing my bike anymore than it is!

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth. That's what you have.

And you are a smelly pirate hooker.

Do you really believe I was serious?

Do you really believe I was serious? :~) (And I don't even play polo, way to hard as fuck for me fella)

You two have issues. I'm going to tell your parents next time I see them at a swingers party.

Polo, polo, polo. Change the record already! I, quite frankly, have other things that I'd rather be doing with my time. If you choose to get battered about on a polo court that's your choice. I took up cycling to get fit and, more importantly, not be reliant on TfL. Taking up cycling wasn't some vain attempt at trying to be a daredevil and wanting to "feel alive". I just want to get to work on time, maybe go for a ride in the evenings/weekends and do so safely.

Yes! Polo polo polo!!!!

You two have issues. I'm going to tell your parents next time I see them at a swingers party.

You'll never tell who they are, gimp masks and all. Btw, can you give your mum a ring? she won't go home.

Do you really believe I was serious? :~) (And I don't even play polo, way to hard as fuck for me fella)

Ahhhh, the joys of the intermanet and misconstrued comments. Well I'm glad we've cleared that up. I suggest we all go for a night ride together and stop to eat some of the rather tasty pistachio macaroons that my girlfriend makes.

fuck i've turned into tynan, ;)

No,you haven't...

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth. That's what you have.

wools would you please write about polo and stop swerving the thread all over the place.
Gawd!

ps any who thinks polo is hard as fuck, has never fucked .

Yes those of us who play polo expose ourselves to danger more often but that has nothing to do with the fact that cyclists are vunerable road users and have to take this in mind.

seriously, fuck, you're moaning about a couple of scrapes and bruises! Go cry to mummy. And like skoota said, play some polo, then you'll know how to fall.

Object caused these injuries to my legs playing polo before the last tournament, am I going to sue him?

yes, my compensation comes in the form of cider.

You sir, are a cretin.
We play polo because it's fun. Not to help us harden up or be able to claim hardman status from people we more than likely don't care about.

You don't know me object, you've no idea if I'm a cretin or not. I never implied that you play polo to claim hard man status from people you don't care about. But thanks all the same for volunteering that info. I'll pass it on to some people who don't care about it too.

All I was saying was that the implication on this thread is that playing polo makes you tougher on a bike. Which to me is comical. If you had said "Try race a few alley cats" or something along those lines then of course it would be applicable. I compete in a few sports but I wouldn't attempt to tell someone else that they should engage in these sports to "HTFU" and I certainly wouldn't try and equate hardening the fuck up with polo.

Peace

macdingle

can we have an argument and the kiss and make up on the internet?

i'll do amything for an excuse for a bike ride and food.

macdingle

can we have an argument and the kiss and make up on the internet?

i'll do anything for cock.

Fixed.

Your go...

ps: what cakes do you like?

All I was saying was that the implication on this thread is that playing polo makes you tougher on a bike. Which to me is comical. If you had said "Try race a few alley cats" or something along those lines then of course it would be applicable. I compete in a few sports but I wouldn't attempt to tell someone else that they should engage in these sports to "HTFU" and I certainly wouldn't try and equate hardening the fuck up with polo.

Peace

No The implication in this thread is that someone fell off their bike for the first time and then moaned about it and asked what they should do. Object gabes and myself, simply implied that maybe they should play polo, if you play polo you will fall off, thereby getting used to it and will also meet new people in the process. And if you met gabes, object or me, you would realise that this talk of toughness isn't implied by us. But the whiny 'ow i fell off, what do i do?' attitude dosn't get much sympathy, one might say 'no sympathy', with people who throw themselves off their bike with regularity.