That's my worst nightmare - it's bloody awful when you get to the twenty mile mark with a stomach full of energy gel that's been sloshing around for tens of thousands of footfalls, feel a fart brewing and don't know if you're going to let rip with a comedy 'BRAAAAAAP!' or find a stream of shit running down your leg.
Although the looks of disgust on the crowd's faces is classic.
Yours sincerely
Mooks - on the day he gets his FLM acceptance letter through the post...
That's my worst nightmare - it's bloody awful when you get to the twenty mile mark with a stomach full of energy gel that's been sloshing around for tens of thousands of footfalls, feel a fart brewing and don't know if you're going to let rip with a comedy 'BRAAAAAAP!' or find a stream of shit running down your leg.
Although the looks of disgust on the crowd's faces is classic.
Yours sincerely
Mooks - on the day he gets his FLM acceptance letter through the post...