Everything Apple (the Mac heads thread)

I'm trying to get Chanel 4 to play some jamie oliver thing for the wife, while I bid on things I can't afford on ebay, but the iplayer whatsit wont play on a mac, help me auction is ending soon and i need to distract her.

I know nothing of Chanel 4 - Mme Platini knows a lot about Chanel No 5...