Fat C*nt!

take plenty of flour ;)

Heh heh...

How can you miss it, it's fricking 2 feet long!!!!!

You old romantic Tommy, you forgot to wipe your cock on her clothes

Dam. Must try harder.

BoBoB better link to that as it's not safe for work.

" Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150"

:rolleyes:

You old romantic Tommy, you forgot to wipe your cock on her clothes

Nope - cock on the curtains, then check the fridge, then call the cab.

More red-top news from the provinces...
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1757951.ece

Paula went to bed, leaving her mum downstairs with her partner of 14 years, after a day at the bingo on September 7

known as ‘Fancy Nancy’ in Tayport.

Brilliant! You couldn't make it up!

More red-top news from the provinces...
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1757951.ece
was she worth it?

'Fancy Nancy' was worth it.

Sure you're not, Custard guts.

Love it!!!...LOL

yea i kind of wish i hadn't clicked on this one ;)

yea i kind of wish i hadn't clicked on this one ;)

This is the best thread in ages. English journelisum at it's best!

Ahem, Scottish, that last one...

Sorry, This is the best thread in ages. British journelisum at it's best!

christ in hell what on earth up with her arms?! she got enough arm to donated to victim of the RUF who got their chopped off!

TBH I hate it when people mock other people for being fat, and I hate myself for saying this, but she totally deserves it.

jism.

fat people should stop being fat, or be destroyed.

fat people should stop being fat, or be destroyed.

I'd just shut them in a room until they got thin.
'Big bones'? My arse...

any fatso who walks into KFC and eats a family bucket in one sitting has given up the right to not be laughed at.

my taxes pay for her future medical bills. the least i deserve in return is a few laughs, or possibly some nude skydiving.