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@TheBrick(Tommy)
Reverse psychology. Text her and say it was a great evening but you've decided to be a gay so she can't have you any longer. Wish her well in her life e..t.c Then after a while she will start to try it on with you, she will be trying to "turn you". You must resist the first few attempts as you are a gay but then give in and have sex and let her think that she turned you.
Now while she sleeps sick a low dose of nicotine patch on her back. Wake up early and take the patch off before she wakes. Then next time you see her do the same again but increase the dose slightly. She will start to have craving for nicotine but she will see it as cravings for you. Now you've got her.
N.B this will only work if she is a non smoker. If she is a smoker you should use heroin or as I like to call it, my special paprika.
This method never fails. Money back guarantee.