BFF Polo Tournament

bite it off

My polo bike is locked with a lock that the only key is in America.
Can't decide wether to cut or not?!?

Arrgh!

Admittedly bit of a bummer, but self-harm's not the answer Jol

and save the lock?

Woop this sunday!!!!!

Ok whats the deal with this... 10am is the start what time do we get there to do registering etc... or is it just a turn up and play... and which court is it.

NS

Woop this sunday!!!!!

Ok whats the deal with this... 10am is the start what time do we get there to do registering etc... or is it just a turn up and play... and which court is it.

NS

I looked at the flyer on the website and it said Brick Lane at 11.

The court is here:

This isn't brick lane my friend.

My bad. I looked on the wedsite and just reolised that I was looking at the 2007 flyer. Wich one is it on the map? A or B?

b

right im gonna piss on your face... you matey will find yourself uncontrollably blinking to avoid the splashing on your eyeballs

B

Cheers.

right im gonna piss on your face... you matey will find yourself uncontrollably blinking to avoid the splashing on your eyeballs

I was trying to offer helpfull advice. I failed. The punishment is face pissing, a little harsh.

The punishment is face pissing, a little harsh.

yes it can be depends what i drank the night before... lucky for you it was white emulsion.

yes it can be depends what i drank the night before... lucky for you it was white emulsion.

The punishment is having white emulsion pissed over my face. Is that one of the events of the film festival?

no. shut up. ;) what shit are you hitting for the BFF, get my number off private number stuff thread text me up.

Any word on the format that the tournament is going to take?

Umm...lots of speculation, but are there any facts yet? It's only 3 days away!

Fixed. Now how about some answers.

I only have answers if you can afford answers.

Gabes, we all know your answers are cheap as chips.

I'm assuming that tag belongs to you too...

i have no retort.

that tag? oh, i think i did that drunk about 3 weeks ago!

these arent the droids youre looking for

Umm...lots of speculation, but are there any facts yet? It's only 3 days away!

Yeah. I know. I never write, I never call etc...

Anyway. Here's the plan:

First Round:
10am start

Mini Round Robin in groups of 3, so youre guaranteed at least 2 first round games..

(Thats A vs B, B vs C, A vs C, for the organisationally challenged)

First to 5, or max 10 minute games, which worked well at Shoreditch..
Top team from each division goes through to the knockout finals.

Groups to be drawn at random (It was going to be last night at the BFF. Then I forgot to take the list of teams, so hopefully it'll be tonight at the BFF/Jaguar shoes party, and I'll post the draw on here tomorrow morning)

Final 8 go into Knockout Finals
1/4 Finals played to 5 (Or 15 minute games)
Semi Finals
3rd/4th
Final

(Semis/Finals are untimed games to 5)

Somewhere in there we'll stop for the amazing FGL tricks contest.

Then we get more drunk and play pickup until its too dark, then all back to Hoxton Square for the BFF closing party..

Rules are basically yer standard Brick Lane rules..Anything off a defensive player is a goal, No scoring with the balljoint, etc. Ill type them up properly tonight, but there shouldnt be any surprises..

Balls are the standard street hockey type. I've got the orange eBay ones, but if anyone wants to bring the Franklin ones (or has any left) we can play with those.

List of Registered teams:

Bad Polo
Shacklewell APC
The fabulous french fuckers
DANS TA GUEULE PUCEAU
Zombie RMY
No Sympathy
Fighting Mongooses
Cluster Fuck unit
The Losing Targets
Malletov Cocktail
brixton bashers
Moving Targets
Sitting Ducks
Sezza and the Lezza's
Suspicous but Delicous
three less horses
The Toffs
Battersea Wreckers
The Thunder Strikes
Malice International
The Oxford League of Gentlemen
riders of naam

If you want to make any additions/subtractions/etc, do it today before the draw tonight...