Wanted: A job

recently got made redundant due to the credit crunch, and i need to start earning again as soon as possible (otherwise i'll be on this bleeding forum all day everyday)

anyone who knows of a job or who needs an assistant in whatever job they do tell me. i dont want to be working for a terrible corporation but rarther an individual or business owner.

doubt anything will come from this but cheers for lookin

i like your positive attitude and cv that tells me everything about you.

maybe your skills/abilities would be helpful?

well i often find it hard being positive when everything around you goes to shit

as far as skills and abilities i make a bloody good cup of tea and follow directions well, i think every good assistant needs theses skills

do a search for roxy's thread. she was being kicked out of the u.k and needed a job asap i believe the phrase is "putting yourself about a bit" i.e if nobody knows what you can do they aren't going to ask.
(harsh but i am trying to help here)

well thanks for the help and i do appreciate it

My names Fred Bennett, i'm 18 I live in central london, I have only 4 gcse's and never did too well in school. I respond well to hands on learning, so i can pick things up fast. I am punctual, i work hard and enjoy having difficult or unusual tasks. I have experiance in retail and as an office juniour. i can accomplish most things i put my mind to and I am keen to help.

Man, my heart bleeds for you.....i respect your wish to work for a small business or an individual....but just open the paper, walk the streets, and if you have to eat do a shit job for a big corporation.
I reckon you could find a job in a day, if you opened your eyes and got off your arse.

its true i have been lazy about it. next week i will go and find a job... i hope

its true i have been lazy about it. next week...

Try and work out what I'm going to say.

next week...for fucks sake, are you just taking the piss? tell you what go to the nearest dole office, sign on, that way you cn spend all day sitting on your arse and talking about not working for the big corporations.

haha cranes not evn that lazy, jam for a week and get chengggg

a lot of the time this world of virtual egos is harsh but it tends to tell the truth. its so easy to be lazy...its what I've been doing for the last 2...no fuck it 5 years. sometimes you need a slap...i wish i would get one.

i'll be round in 5 minutes aido

i'll be round in 5 minutes aido

if you would.I seriously need it. My sister has just got a new job...she an assistant clinical psychologist. she was before but she moved to a different area.i was well proud of her...it made me think of how proud of me she is.im guessing not a lot.

well i cant do it this week coz im busy and i dont wanna be one of those guys on the dole, but i might have to do it. ok i admit i am a pocrastinator i'll have to work on that, but not now - that time i was taking the piss

i might just start selling weed, anyone want some high grade?

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m288/snopesphoto/108%20-%20Your%20Cause/SuperSpliff.jpg

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where'd you get that picture of my dad

I am your father, timmy.

timmy? if thats you... i have to say MAJOR RESPECT MATE

sign up with a temping agency like brook street, im saving up to go traveling, and i got work from them really easily and quickly (all sorts of temping), plus it doesnt pay too badly, or do some extra's type work (as in being an extra on film and tv), search for mad dog productions or something similar, i have done some work for them now as well and they dont pay too badly either.

nice 1 danger joel

http://www.secsinthecity.com

boring, but well paid usually.
I got my summer job through here- medical receptionist.

OR:
http://www.itsu.co.uk/jobs/

http://www.yosushi.com/yo_jobs.php

my friend worked for itsu, said it was decent enough.

again cheers to all who helped