No U in C*nt

I love the word fuck. When I was living in Switzerland I was told by a Swiss colleague that there was no English word which could be used as an noun, a verb, an adjective and an adverb. Oh yes there fucking is quipped I, fuck is the word. Look at the following expression, the fucking fuckers fucking fucked!

The Swiss are miserable cunts btw.

You should have tried it with cunt.

The cunting cunters cunted the cunt.

I must admit, when I first moved here, I was rather bemused by the precious way people act when they hear cunt. Maybe because it's just never used in Canada, or maybe people don't care, but I was completely oblivious to its exalted place in the pantheon of cusses. And I certainly don't think my standard of living was/is significantly less because of this obliviousness.