• What's with everyone's lack of humour these days.

    You're all cunts.

    I'm going to have a tanty now.

    Newbie scum.

    Ved - you were fresh meat - did we bite?

    When I was fresh meat (and even greeted as such by Cornelius Crashfoot) I turned up with a puncture. Was feeling pretty stupid as I did not even have tools or a spare inner tube.

    Two people (Sano and Hillbilly) helped me out and donated inner tubes - I even managed to destroy a presta valve on the first tube!

    Despite my complete maintenance incompetence I felt quickly welcomed and have been a regular ever since.

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