• Gutted, have had a chest cold for the last few days, but thought I was through the worst of it. Had my bag packed and put a new tyre on my bike last night.

    Feeling rough as hell this morning and very asthmatic so wont be going on the ride. Now wish to kill my colleague who gave me the cold.

    ps is he called hippy because of the muffin top when he wears skinny hipster jeans?

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